tumblr is just so whipped when it comes to natalie dormer
I'm Lilly and welcome to my crib. This is not a spoiler free blog.
SHOTS FIREDDamn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast
Lupita Nyong’o hits the beach in Wailea, Hawaii on June 4, 2014
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
And now my dad hides the salt from me…
A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”
you lost your salt privileges
how to punish a hunter
still my favorite
an example of perfect, perfect comedic timing in comic panels
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
That’s not a yearbook.
That’s a hit list.
Guys, this scene was written in the mid 90s.
Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died
My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican
Parenting done right