Water tastes wild good sometimes. Like usually it’s whatever but sometimes you get a sip and it’s like god damn.
This is not a spoiler free blog.
parents: “u should be more active”
*the tiniest voice* surfbort
so on the bus this morning
we stop at a red light and this lady gets off
she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus
SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS
I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby
going to underline something in pen and accidentally crossing it out
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
the first time giving a blow job like
jpad having a sass attack on gilmore girls
WHAT A GREAT PROBLEM TO HAVE
I know. Ruffalo’s tie is not striped.
I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch
so i was wearing this today
and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt
put my hair down and accessorized
BOOM KIM POSSIBLE
OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible
Can we talk about how if Lily and James had survived they would totally be the hot parents of Harry’s year? Like, they’d go to pick him up from the platform and all of Harry’s mates would be like, That’s your mum? and Is that what you’re going to look like in a few years? And when people would come over they’d just look at all the pictures like shit, this gene pool. They’d lose their mind when Harry introduced Sirius as his godfather.