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zeldathemes

I'm Lilly and welcome to my crib. This is not a spoiler free blog.

a book a day keeps reality away

ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

  • peeing after holding it in all day
  • orgasms
  • faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
  • when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
  • getting a back massage
  • seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
  • when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)

carry-on-my-otp:

winch-esters:

a-walking-accident:

jessicajaymt:

angel-in-a—trenchcoat:

supernaturalisadrug:

Titanic movie set

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How the opening crawl of Star Wars was filmed

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Jurassic Park, 1993 

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The moment before the most famous album cover ever was photographed, 1969 

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Voldemort and Dumbledore chilling on set

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why does voldy have a nose

do you actually think that ralph fiennes cut off his nose for the part

i expected a little more dedication s’all

petewentz-:

charmancler:

fall out boy? why not fall out girl?

[SLAMS FIST DOWN ON TABLE]

FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!

[patrick stump immediately works on changing name of band to Fall Out Persons]

itsrachelconnor:

bglass:

huffingtonpost:

IKEA ADVERTISES ADOPTABLE DOGS IN STORES, BECAUSE EVERY HOME NEEDS A RESCUE PUP

The idea to display the pets inside the store started in Singapore as a collaboration between Ikea and two animal shelters, according to Business Insider. Together they formed the project Home for Hope.

Find out which state in the United States will be adopting rescue pet displays in Ikea stores here.

This is beautiful and I seriously almost started crying. Eyes got all welled up and I whined. Then I hugged my dog. 

I need a bigger house just so I can get more pups.

All the feels. ALL OF THEM.

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

normanbecile:

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

acciodog:

isn’t it cool how some phobias are unquestioned and considered “normal”, like fear of heights or spiders, but mention that you have social anxiety or a fear of driving and people immediately jump to “why? what’s so scary about that? that makes no sense??????” and by it’s cool i mean it’s really fucked up because all phobias are irrational it doesn’t need an explaination that’s what makes it a pHOBIA

trvl:

greed:

 

fantasticarepickles:


this makes my heart ache

Silverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.



Keep growing those tender thoughts, because they make the world a more beautiful and loving place.

trvl:

greed:

 

fantasticarepickles:

this makes my heart ache

Silverstein always has been, and always will be my favorite poet because he doesn’t even need words in his poem to make people open their eyes.

Keep growing those tender thoughts, because they make the world a more beautiful and loving place.

e-brat:

xv7:

dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

does dude even still have teeth

wHAT THE UFCK

hellotrickster:

 (via chaila)

fangirlingoverdemigods:

baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

❤💓💔💕💖💗💙💝💞💟💘

parkingstrange:

pleatedjeans:

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neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate